Joakim Noah Will Surely Be Stoned to the Bone Tomorrow Evening

Steve Nash is hosting a charity soccer game tomorrow evening in New York City. According to Henry at TrueHoop, the following players will participate in the event (forgive me for not knowing all these names, I avoid soccer like the plague): Baron Davis, Jason Kidd, Raja Bell, Leandro Barbosa, Joakim Noah, Thierry Henry, Claudio Reyna, Robbie Fowler, Steve McManaman, Jozy Altidore, Juan Pablo Angel, and Gregg Berhalter.

This is all well and good and further proves Steve Nash will always be more than a basketball player, but so help me God, if he appears in one of those "the world is mine" commercials with Thierry Henry I'm taking a hammer to my Nash Bobblepop Doll and then setting the remains on fire.