Kobe Wins the MVP...La De Freakin' Da!

I hate him. I hate him. I hate him. I hate him.

Amare finished sixth, Nash ninth.

Black Jesus, take note. You may already have the selfishness down pat, now just be sure to brood and sulk at every turn, bark at teammates for sucking because that's what you're told leaders do, throw everyone in the organization under the bus, not shoot for an entire 24 minutes in a Game 7 playoff game because your panties are in a bunch, lick your lips after saying four words, and earn the universal distrust and dislike of the entire league and you'll have your very own Maurice Podoloff trophy in no time at all.