Say it With Me, Joey: "Dan Dan"

Joey Crawford is apparently unfamiliar with Dan D'Antoni:

"When Suns assistant Dan D'Antoni got his first technical foul in three NBA seasons Monday, official Joey Crawford told the scorer, "Technical foul on (Mike) D'Antoni's brother, whatever his name is." He already has more than assistant Phil Weber, who has yet to get one in nine years on the bench."

How hard is it to remember Dan D'Antoni? Dan squared + Tony = Dan D'Antoni. Piece of cake, easier than fighting Tim Duncan.

Are there other nicknames for Dan Dan out there? They don't have the same ring as Dan Dan but Big Brother and Mock Turtle are pretty good as well.