Not Sleeping, Hating the Spurs

Oh how I despise the San Antonio Spurs. Let me count the ways:

-Bruce Bowen's right foot
-Bruce Bowen's left foot
-Bruce Bowen's right knee
-Tony Parker's music career
-Tony Parker's head/beard/face
-Tim Duncan's matching head/beard/face
-this smug look from Popovich...and that he's somehow uglier without the flat-top
-I'm Manu Ginobli...and I'm not injured in the least bit.
-I'm Manu Ginobli...and I'm a big sissy
-Robert Horry, old, fat, and pathetic
-FOUR fucking titles

Honestly, I could go on all night. There's so much to hate. SO.MUCH.HATE. If the Suns can't pull off a victory tomorrow night, expect the hate to flow freely, the reins to be loosened and the shackles to be removed. For now:

-go F yourselves, San Antonio (it's all we have)